it was weird, because I saw him earlier ( I said to myself "that guy's fucking tall"), before a co-worker said to me "do you know who that is? that's that kid from Plainsboro [my town] that got drafted by the Lakers." He didn't appear to be "The Next Shaq," or even a legit 7". I don't know why I didn't get his autograph. Maybe it's because he's not a "real" player yet or some shit. Maybe because I hate the Lakers and Kobe. I might even hate the Lakers more than the Yankees. Even so, I would have been cool, because like my wife said, it would have been a story because we won't be living in Plainsboro that much longer. However, truth be told, I think collecting sports autographs is totally cool. One time, my wife and her brother and I waited outside a Ranger game and got a bunch of autographs on pucks, including Theo Fleury--the coolest fucking hockey player ever. He came out of the Garden with JASON PRIESTLY (!!) and probably went to do some blow and bang some hookers.
anyway, i probably should have went up to Bynum and said "WEAR A CONDOM!!
do you know how many scandalous bitches are going to try and trap this kid with their vaginas? this guy will be banging hookers, escorts, and porn stars like there's no tomorrow. unless he's one of those Jesus guys, or one of those guys that gets drafted and moves his whole family out to whatever city that drafted him (FUCKING LAME).
or it would have been funny if i said "tell Luke Walton he's a goddamn nerd."
ps. they also have Pete Maravich and 70s Bill Walton action figures at my job now!!
pps. did anyone hear on Stern last week when Mary Carey (some porn star) basically admitted that she banged Medvedenko and Brian Cook. fucking hilarious! If Stern (David, that is) heard it or if someone told him about it, he threw up in his mouth, guaranteed. she also said she banged some Timberwolves (T-Wolves?). If it was "The Mayor," that's extremely high on the UCS.
ppps. VEGAS ALL-STAR WEEKEND 07!!!
pppps. "THERE ARE NO RULES TONIGHT"!!!
ppppps. if you know the source of the previous quote, you're pretty fucking cool